women getting there own back

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Friday, 07-Jul-2006 9:44:50

this was eamiled to me this morning! enjoy! The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:
8 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 07-Jul-2006 10:39:25

LOL, I've seen some of these before, except, I heard a different answer for the one that asks why God created men before women. The answer I heard was because there had to be a rough draft before the final masterpiece!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 07-Jul-2006 12:44:53

Excellent dear Andy.

Post 4 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Friday, 07-Jul-2006 20:05:29

Great jokes, and so true of most men! Yes, I'm a man, but I know how men are:)
Troy

Post 5 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 21:34:14

troy? we are all argont? lol heheheh jkjkjkjkjk

Post 6 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 21:35:19

arohggent o dear cant spell that lol ar oh gant

Post 7 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 11-Jul-2006 11:22:44

smiling nice, thanks